Scibros and Cupcakes

The last thing Rainbow Dash felt was her skin being cut away from her skull, and the metal of the blade scraping her teeth.
Then she was gone.

~~

"Bruce, where are you? We've got dinner reservations in a half an hour-"  Tony Stark was cut short by the sight of his boyfriend lying face-down on the floor. "Bruce! What's the matter?"

"Leave me alooooone."

"Bruce! Tell me what's going on!" Tony sat next to his boyfriend and pulled him onto his lap. "What's going on?"

"I don't want to talk about it."

"Bruce, you know you can tell me anything, right?"

"Not this." Tony was getting worried. Bruce was Tony's sole confidant, and vice versa.

"I don't say this to many people, but you mean so much to me. I-It hurts me to see you hurting." Bruce looked at him.

"What is this, a Nicholas Sparks novel?"

"He's alive! Now. No bullshit, Bruce. What's up?" Bruce buried his face.

"Umabroneh."

"Maybe if you stopped speaking into my crotch..."

Bruce sighed. "I'm a Brony." Tony burst into laughter.

"A BRONY???"

"Yes. You'd be one tIf you watched the show, you'd love it. You're just like Rarity."

"Rarity?" Tony scoffed the word.

"Yep." Bruce replied. "Steve would be Twilight Sparkle, Clint would be Rainbow Dash, I'm Fluttershy, 'Tasha's Applejack, and Thor's Pinkie Pie."

"Pinkie Pie? You're kidding, right?" Tony shook his head in disbelief.

"What?"

"You watch a show for 5 year old girls. And now there's a character named Pinkie Pie?"

"Yes, exactly why I didn't want to tell you..." Bruce wouldn't look Tony in the eye.

"So why are you crying? Did you realize how pathetic this whole Brony thing is?"

"No, it's because of Cupcakes."

"Cupcakes? Is that Pinkie Pony's-"

"Pinkie Pie." Bruce said indignaantly.

"Whatever. Is that her little brother or something?"

"No, it's a....thing." Bruce supplied helpfully.

"A thing? Can it get much more embarrasing than admitting your love for My Little Pony?" Tony asked incredulously.

"Yes," Bruce grumbled.

"How?"

"It can, believe me." Bruce buried his face in Tony's lap once again. Tony bit his lip at how adorable his boyfriend was.

"If you don't tell me, this'll go on Twitter." Tony wouldn't dare, but blackmail was always effective.

"Do you even have a Twitter?" Bruce's voice was muffled.

"Well, no, but I'll make one."

"Fine." Bruce sighed. "Ireedfanfex," he mumbled, once again speaking into Tony's crotch.

"You. Read fanfics?" Tony cracked up.

"You know what, Tony? SHUT UP." Bruce was gettig a little annoyed now. "You're everything
wrong with the patriarchy."

"Bruce. You're being ridiculous." Tony was flabbergasted.

"I'm allowed to watch a quote end-quote feminine show if I please."

"Are you ever gonna forgive me?" Tony couldn't understand his usually mature boyfriend's whining.

"On one condition." There was a wicked glint in Bruce's eyes as he looked at Tony.

~~

"Rarity is best pony!" Four hours of My Little Pony and two bottles of champagne later, Tony was off the walls.

"Nope. Fluttershy."

"Bruce."

"What?"

"We forgot our dinner reservations."

"Oops." Bruce giggled and kissed Tony.

"So, lemme see that fanfic you were reading!"

"No! Friends don't let friends read Cupcakes."

"JARVIS! Search Cupcakes in the recent internet history!

"Tony, I'm telling you..."

"Yes, sir. Results are in your inbox."

~~

"Bruce?"

"Yeah?"

"That was the worst thing I've ever read." Tony burst into tears.

"I told you."