Waffles: A Superfamily Oneshot"Dada! Wake Up! It's Daddy's birthday!" Tony Stark woke with a start to his six-year-old son jumping on his chest
"Peter! SHHH! You'll wake Daddy- Oh." Tony looked over to the other side of the bed. Steve wasn't there. He was probably working out or something. Peter jumped off of Tony's chest and dived back on. "OW! Fu-gosh, Pete. Not in the arc reactor. JARVIS, what time is it?"
"Nine oh seven, sir."
"Thanks. What supplies are in inventory for breakfast."
"Sir, you're out of mostly everything. You have some frozen orange juice concentrate, three eggs, a bow of Bisquick, a half-gallon of milk, green food-dye, and a bag of marshmallows."
"If it was just you and me, Peetza-pie, you could have all of the marshmallows you want. But I don't want you throwing up on Daddy's birthday."
"Do you remember last time I made pancakes? Half the people in that hotel ran around screaming because they thought the hotel was on fire."
"How 'bout....scrambley eggs?"