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Boarding School: Avengers AUDr. Fury was a tough principal to impress. He played favorites, and anyone who didn't quite make his standards was humiliated in front of the entire school during assembly or graded harshly, so harshly that he or she flunked. He knew that his students resented him, and he used that to his advantage. One of his favorites was Tony Stark, because he was brilliant, but more importantly, rich and influential. While he wouldn't normally allow a student to get an extension on a grade, Tony could get away with it. But Tony wasn't sick, or stressed. He had an ulterior motive for putting off his paper. He didn't normally attend such plebeian events as parties, but the rumor was that the school's model student, Steve Rogers, was attending. He never went to any of those sort of functions, afraid that if he drank too much and made a mistake he would be kicked off of the football team and a promising career with college football and then the NFL would be over before it started. According to the rumo
Waffles: A Superfamily Oneshot"Dada! Wake Up! It's Daddy's birthday!" Tony Stark woke with a start to his six-year-old son jumping on his chest
"Peter! SHHH! You'll wake Daddy- Oh." Tony looked over to the other side of the bed. Steve wasn't there. He was probably working out or something. Peter jumped off of Tony's chest and dived back on. "OW! Fu-gosh, Pete. Not in the arc reactor. JARVIS, what time is it?"
"Nine oh seven, sir."
"Thanks. What supplies are in inventory for breakfast."
"Sir, you're out of mostly everything. You have some frozen orange juice concentrate, three eggs, a bow of Bisquick, a half-gallon of milk, green food-dye, and a bag of marshmallows."
"If it was just you and me, Peetza-pie, you could have all of the marshmallows you want. But I don't want you throwing up on Daddy's birthday."
"Do you remember last time I made pancakes? Half the people in that hotel ran around screaming because they thought the hotel was on fire."
"How 'bout....scrambley eggs?"
The Search For The Pink Mare"SURPRISE!!!!!" Big Macintosh dropped the bushel of apples he was holding, startled. The lights flew on in the barn, and it seemed as if all of Ponyville had been crammed into the room. Mac looked around. Pegasi flew around the rafters. There was a table stacked high with presents and cards, and another covered in confections from Sugar Cube Corners, as well as a giant barrel of apple cider. Pinkie Pie bounced up to him, positively glowing.
"Ooh! Ooh! Big Mac! It's a party! A surprise party! Wanna know why? Well, you already know, don't you? Hee hee, I'm so silly! Well, everyone's here. And there's a whole lotta food. Wanna try my newest cupcake recipie? I know you dooo-ooo! Here!" She jammed a giant cupcake into his mouth, and bounced away. His sisters trotted up to him and led his aching hooves to a giant cake. A birthday cake. Of course. How did he forget? It was April, after all. A young unicorn with a cutie mark of flames lit the candles on his cake. Everypony sang Happy Birthday,
A Lot In Common : Loki x NatashaIt would have been a small wedding, but the man who was getting married was none other than the heir to the throne. Odin and Freya had commisioned a brand new ballroom for the celebration, and it was nothing short of extraordinary. Thor had spent the last six hours pacing nervously in his chambers. Loki was there, comforting his brother as he steeled himself for his new life as a husband. Loki had suggested that the wedding be celebrated Midgardian style, for it would make Thor's new husband feel more at home. Their parents had been furious at first, because not only was Thor marrying a human, his betrothed wasn't even a maiden. But when Steve came to meet them, his respectful manner and courteous shyness won them over. That was when Thor brought up Loki's idea, and they accepted it without second thought. The wedding was this evening, and Thor had to shower six times in as many hours to get rid of the nervous sweat covering his body. Loki was to be one of the best men. Since there was
WaterNatasha loves water. She knows there is nothing better for exhaustion than a tall glass of water. She loves to swim: she loves the way her body wakes up upon hitting the surface- the cold water is invigorating. Water makes her aware of every muscle in her body. She is able to shut off her thoughts and memories and just become the cold, from her scalp to her toes. She loves the fluidity of her motion, the grace of each flex and bend. She loves the parallel world that comes to her underwater- no noise, no worries, nothing- just cold. She swims laps for hours, until her lips are tinted blue and the bottom of her feet are covered in wrinkles. Then she'll sit in a Jaccuzi, letting the jets massage her shoulders and the steam warm her to the core of her being.
Thor doesn't really need water to survive- when drinking Midgardian drinks he prefers Starbucks. He likes swimming, but never alone. If he is with others, splashing and playing, then he does enjoy it heartily. But alone- even
Tony Plays Slender"BRUCE!! I'M BORED!!" Tony Stark's voice echoed through the room. Ever since he had moved in with his boyfriend, Bruce had played the part of entertainer, cook, and all-around caretaker for the spoiled, overgrown toddler that Tony was. He didn't mind. Having someone to care for again, having a reason to get up in the morning, filled him with warm happiness. The kind of giddiness that one associates with a schoolgirl spending time alone with her crush. Bruce poured some creamer into his coffee and walked over to Tony, who was draped lazily on the couch, upside-down.
"Careful, Tony, or all of your blood is gonna rush to your head." No reaction from Tony. "And you'll explode."
"Not until you find me something to doooooooooo."
"Wanna play a video game?"
"I've already beat every game we have."
"How 'bout a new game?"
Bruce grabbed a tablet lying on the nearest coffee table and went to a game review site. The first game he saw was 'Slender.' Is that some sort of weight loss game?<
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