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Johnathan's Real ZingIt felt like an electric shock. I had seen her before, but never like this. We made eye contact in the crowd, and I felt the most extraordinary feeling ever- all of the force and sensation of an electric shock, but with the pain gone and love instead. Mavis was standing there with her father, Drac, and they looked so pale and mysterious. There was some confusion, seeing how I'm a human and my new wife and father-in-law are vampires. All of their friends are different monsters, but that's a totally different story.
Shortly after the confusion and culture shock wore off, I moved into the Hotel Transylvania, to be with all of my friends and my wife. I notified the people in my old life that I wouldn't be coming back. Mavis and I were married in a traditional vampire ceremony. The wedding party was almost as awesome as my wife's 118th. The hotel got pretty empty after the party was over, but we settled into a nightly routine. I even managed to ransack a bloodbank for them. I couldn't get B
Kawaii Desuuuuuu bitches~!SO I HAD THIS DREAM WHERE I WAS THIS KAWAII PERSON
AND I WAS BFFLS WITH DARTH VADER AND VOLDEMORT
AND WE WERE KAWAII FRIENDS
Oh, Vader, your hairbows are sooooooo fetch~!
Medical JournalWow, kids! You have chosen the medical profession! You must love helping people! Either that or you came to your senses and realized that the only thing that a liberal arts degree guarantees is a spot at your local Burger King and inevitably switched to the grand career of medicine! Wait, what do you mean that was a run-on sentence? I already told you, ENOUGH WITH THE LIBERAL ARTS! Oh. Okay. Fine. Anyways, you're here because you want to learn medicine. Or your mom was going to kick you out of her basement if you didn't start doing something productive.
Medicine: Well, you give people pills and they heal. How does that work, you ask? MAGIC. Say your son's depressed. Wait, what do you mean you don't have a son? Somebody call Maury. We need a paternity test. Anyhow, your son has a peanut allergy. So prescribe him some Adderall and we'll be on our way. Congratulations! Your son can now eat party food without dying!!!
For our next lesson, please look at figure 3. This person has a conditio
Holiday Presents OverviewMaybe it seems vain that I'm writing about the presents I got for Hannuka (only right way to spell that is with Hebrew letters) and through Secret Santas, but it should be seen as a compliment to everyone who gave me gifts.
Night 1: A collectors edition of Dracula
Night 2: Zebra Peruvian hat
Night 3: Ash's (Pokemon) original cap, Black and Red Check Suspenders, Black and Purple Bowtie, $80, 2 Doctor Who episodes, and a hollow plastic draidel full of jelly bellies
Night 4: nothing, it was a secret snata, out with friends (a.k.a. dungeons and dragons)
Night 5: Coloring book, water color pencils, brushes, and pad of paper thick enough for the water colors
Night 6: Sugar, Chocolate Chips, Instant Vanilla Pudding Mix (to make cookies)
Night 7: within family secret santa from my cousin Tonks's Wand (Harry Potter), Charcoal pencils and sticks, and a Sketch book. Everyone got these: from my great-aunt - $20. From my aunt mini stocking with candy and gum.
Night 8: 24 pack o
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